supamuthafuckinvillain:

comfortably-numb:

coutois:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Oh god. Cartriges. Limewire.

Waiting for Friday to come around for an all new Disney Channel Original Movie and waiting for summer to be over for 13 Nights Of Halloween. That level of excitement/anticipation is unparalleled even with that stuff happening now.

Good luck to our sad ass fucking kids

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co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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beben-eleben:

A Man’s True Meaning Of Pain

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curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

I PEED

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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